THIS FUCKING LOOKS LIKE PHOTOSHOP
drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here
one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’
Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter…melting on top of a big-ol’ pile of flapjacks…
This shit is the bees knees
Me, when home alone.
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together